Stephens & Stevens Marital & Family Law

“Surviving Coldplay’s KissCAM at Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium: 5 Legal Tips from Divorce Attorneys Eddie Stephens & Caryn A. Stevens”

Brought to you by Stephens & Stevens Law Firm, West Palm Beach – because even Coldplay can’t fix you if you panic on the KissCAM.

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1. Draft a Pre-Kiss Agreement (PKA).

Eddie: “Nothing ruins ‘Fix You’ faster than a surprise pucker gone wrong. A verbal contract is nice, but a napkin agreement signed during ‘Yellow’ is better. We’re lawyers. We respect the paperwork.”

Caryn: “If there’s any hesitation, consider a friendly fist bump. Legally binding? No. Emotionally safe? Absolutely.”

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2. When in Doubt, Plead the Fifth (and Sip Your Drink).

Eddie: “If you freeze when the camera hits, just take a long, meaningful sip of your $20 stadium beer. That’s the KissCAM equivalent of saying, ‘I respectfully decline.’”

Caryn: “Bonus points if you toast the camera. Public humiliation averted. You’re welcome.”

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3. Avoid Accidental ‘Ex Exposure.’

Eddie: “Nothing says ‘awkward’ like being caught between your ex and your new date on national TV.”

Caryn: “If you see the camera heading your way, pull a Coldplay light wristband trick—wave your glowing arm wildly and create enough distraction to shift the focus. Works 8 out of 10 times.”

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4. The Celebrity Swerve.

Eddie: “Look like you’re about to kiss, then point to Chris Martin on stage like you just spotted Beyoncé. It’s a perfect legal dodge—misdirection is a classic defense strategy.”

Caryn: “Pro tip: Yelling, ‘PLAY THE SCIENTIST!’ is a solid way to redirect both attention and judgment.”

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5. Call Stephens & Stevens If It All Goes Wrong.

Eddie: “If your KissCAM moment goes viral and your DMs explode with legal threats (or marriage proposals), don’t panic. We’ve handled weirder.”

Caryn: “So whether you’re ending one relationship or starting another thanks to Coldplay, we’re here for you. VIVA LA VIDA!”